sumthn i made

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sellin go kart wile itz cold!

well today it was cold.... very cold... so dam cold i had to un freez my noes... altho it probbly wwas 30-40 IDC! IT WAS COLD! lol well im sellin my "piece o crap" go kart for 400! on craigslist!! if you wass buy it the go to http://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/1450361575.html PLEASE! I NEED CASH! lol well thats all so far... bye

some jokes

Today I was doing laundry and a bar of soap fell onto the floor. I ran to the sink to wash it off. Then I realized it was soap. and so heres some fake jokes

On a bumper sticker: "Support your local rescue squad. Get lost."

Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.

My sister went off the deep end after an earthquake wrecked her outdoor swimming pool. (i dont really have a sister its just funny in da joke)

Hi. I am an egg salad sandwich. I am loaded with cholesterol.

Today I drank a bottle of Naked Juice with my clothes on. O the irony.

Someone totally just drove through the Burger King drive-thru and ordered a Krabby Patty. Epic lulz were had.

OH CRAP! someone just took a crap in the sink!

Stuff!

some pictures of meh house and my dog