Today I was doing laundry and a bar of soap fell onto the floor. I ran to the sink to wash it off. Then I realized it was soap. and so heres some fake jokes
On a bumper sticker: "Support your local rescue squad. Get lost."
Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray.
My sister went off the deep end after an earthquake wrecked her outdoor swimming pool. (i dont really have a sister its just funny in da joke)
Hi. I am an egg salad sandwich. I am loaded with cholesterol.
Today I drank a bottle of Naked Juice with my clothes on. O the irony.
Someone totally just drove through the Burger King drive-thru and ordered a Krabby Patty. Epic lulz were had.
OH CRAP! someone just took a crap in the sink!
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